Welcome to my little corner of the internet. here you will find a bunch of random links and application I have developed over the years, funny, serious, useful and useless. Some require authentication. I have a sometimes updated blog tto - you can find that below.
Application Catalog
Browse utility tools, generators, and related admin links.
Back in 2018 we took a year off to go travelling. This is the tour map driven by a live export from the vehicle tracker/immobilizer and enriched with markers and blog posts. The GTE Tracking device has been great - you can find the link to the tour blog further down this stack of cards.
This satirical webapp generates crazy conspiracy itheories with HTML, text, and JSON output modes.
Do you want to avoid your distant friends wedding? Do you need a day off work? Did you already overuse the "Grandmother died yesterday" excuse too many times? We got you! Procedural excuse generation with adjustable length.
The standard problem: You have your trusty Enigma machine, but can't find a strong entropy source to generate the daily settings. This simple web application generates settings for you. Supports 4 rotor Enigma settings with code-sheet mode, deterministic daily mode and seeded generation.
Tongue in cheek generator that makes up new programming laguages based on the traits of two existing languages.
I'll bet you did not know that you needed random remixed proverbs, right? The Proverbalizer has youi covered. Randomized proverbs with absurd substitutions and classic templates.
Governments and militia are famously good at red tape. Protective marking schemes and handling caveats are nuts - After a security career in government, law enforcment and UK military, you can trust me on this! So here I present the satirical marking generator.
Text encoder/decoder using trinary symbols mapped to whitespace characters.
Randomized phonetic mapping with word conversion, report mode, and TTS helper link.
Server-side diceware passphrase generator with configurable word count and separator.
Randomized historical-figure comparison list for humorous disaster-scale framing.
Random risk appetite descriptors with seed and optional score coloring.
Random risk impact descriptors using the shared calibrated word scale.
Random risk probability descriptors with reproducible seeded output.
Absurd measurement comparison generator with filters and optional JSON output.
Configurable insult generator with subjects, filters, and alternate output modes.
Rude blended-word generator with length, count, DAN, and wordlist modes.
Meme browser with random mode, MOTD, voting, flagging, and search workflows.
Browsable archive site for SH3 content and historical resources.
Authenticated Laravel tool for language and character frequency analysis.
Main TurboTas WordPress blog with updates, writeups, and project posts.
Travel journal and map-linked updates from the Grey Gap tour.
WordPress site for lateral-thinking posts, updates, and published content.
WordPress site for Workshop Mayhem articles, updates, and project content.
Self-hosted OpenWebUI instance for chat workflows and model interaction.
Authenticated upload, list, download, and file deletion utility.
Database backup and restore console with compare and dump tooling.
Authenticated weighted questionnaire with red/amber/green risk output.
Deterministic password generator for authenticated internal use.
Authenticated traffic analytics dashboards powered by GoAccess reports.
Central authentication and account portal for protected TurboTas applications.
This web application is the start of an experiment to see what language emerges when two AI are asked to start communicating between themselves and they are asked not to use an exisiting human language.