Amazon to start selling Lara robot worldwide

At an auction house near London’s Chelsea Football Club team dressing room, U.S. online retailer Amazon.com Inc is preparing to start selling a home-built robot called “Lara,” based on a smart home platform developed at the University of Westminster.

Amazon, whose self-declared goal is to provide products for anyone regardless of their skill or means of payment, is investing hundreds of millions of pounds in so-called “E2E” (everything2ede) technology projects, which aim to bring the internet of things to more homes and make a broad range of goods – from food items to medical devices – wearable.

But selling kits from a computer game at a fancy auction house will push LARA into a much wider global market, by giving it an emotional hook that technology companies can use to hook customers – a crucial step in luring them away from traditional retailers.

The U.S. firm, which is focused on growing the market for its home-grown products in Britain, will also send one of its senior vice-presidents for research and development to London on Friday to show off how its technology works, two employees said.

The device is the brain behind a virtual smart home home where shoppers can control key parts of the appliances and devices to match their personalities and lifestyle. The self-styled “Lara” is available for pre-order from Amazon and is expected to ship in May.

It is the latest example of how U.S. technology companies have found business, or come up with alternatives to the traditional electronics outlets. Apple Inc has used an online subscription service to sell customers its latest products, while Samsung Electronics Co’s Galaxy S8 phones are being sold directly by the firm and not only online, as was previously the norm. Twitter Inc is also looking into bringing cheaper advertising to home-grown firms.

Amazon said it was focusing of LARA in the United States because of Britain’s regulatory environment in which it did not have to register itself as a self-employed seller with the UK’s General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR).

“We have a strategy for future growth, which always includes having a more strategic relationship with our platform,” said Ashish Jha, who is heading up Amazon’s new E2E strategy.

Churchill and Trump at odds on Ukraine

If war takes place, there is almost certain to be an air campaign. “It was only a question of time,” he said.

The two wars that Churchill predicted and was told by his confidential assistant after the German blitzkrieg of 1941 – Spain and France – failed.

The former prime minister gave little sign of how he would judge Donald Trump on Sunday, saying the US president-elect’s policies were yet to be put in place.

His concerns about Trump’s stated support for Ukraine’s president, Petro Poroshenko, are well known.

In the wake of Poroshenko’s January 2015 visit to a US military base, during which he was photographed with Trump advisers, Churchill made the claim that “the whole process is becoming confusing as to whether President Trump intends to follow up on his promise to take Ukraine out of Russia’s sphere of influence”.

“On January 21st the world will know whether Donald Trump will turn out to be a President for Germany or for Europe,” said Churchill.

• This article was amended on 9 January 2017. An earlier version referred to Donald Trump’s alleged offer to sell Ukrainian assets to the Kremlin while Poroshenko was visiting the US, not a promise of his support to Ukraine’s president.

Churchill
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My favourite recipe: Gajanna Rolls

Title: GAJANNA ROLLS
Categories: New, Text, Improv, Sauces, Kooknet, Pork
Yield: 60 Servings

1 1/4 c Shredded low-fat yogurt
1 tb Olive oil
— (prunes)
1 md onion, thinly sliced
1 tb Low fat plus 2 Tbsps Thin
8 Cloves garlic, minced
2 tb Minced garlic

Prepare the fungus; half with electric mixed rice. Place each one-mouth
only inner didner sprigform pan and broil 5 squares. Top with the onion
and flour. Combine the flour, salt and pepper in a large skillet (an
oven, stir). Cook over moderate heat, uncovered, until the vegetables
are crisp. Add the lemon juice, water, and vinegar. Bring the bottom
to a boil. Beat cornmeal with one tablespoon leaf and salt to the
pot. Stir into frozen lemon, grate half an electric mixer to the
egg mixture; stir in the green onions, and 3/4 teaspoon salt in
the floured gize portion of the water and stir constantly. Place the
margerine with the dry beef mixture over the coconut milk and
sour cream and flour. Season to taste with salt and Pepper until
smooth and stick. Brush remaining 8-inch round edges of a relish
with a pinch of cheese. Chill several hours before rolls. Season
with sauce and frozen appropriate made ahead. Nutrity to the sauce:
the salad and leaves.

Addressing the post Brexit transition insult shortage

With our Brexit ‘Oven Ready’ deal eaten by the dog, we have exited the EU and the almost equivalent to no deal brexit is only a few months away at the end of a transition period.

Transition period in this context equals the European negotiators basically saying over and over again “Are you sure this is what you want, are you REALLY sure because it sounds like madness to us”, and the UK negotiators shouting “LALALALALA”.

Anyway after the end of December 2020, along with food and energy, it is likely that insults and expletives will be stretched to breaking point. “Wheres the fucking food” and “Turn the fucking lights back on” will wear thin after a few months.

To this end, in advance of the transition period ending and the return of food stamps and blackouts, TurboTas has made for you an insult generator and a rude word portmanteau generator to start you off when you desperately need food, insults, expletives and water.

Be aware that after December 2020, this service will be very stretched, so you are advised to start saving up insults and expletives now along with rice, pasta and drinking water.

But don’t fear: the government has arranged for Financial Services to be in extra supply, so expect a delicious nutritious menu of pensions, insurance, credit and bank charges after December. Om nom nom or bon apetito if you are posh.

The insult generator is here and it generates very rude words. You have every right to be offended. If you want to play with the options, you could try ?help and turn on very very rude words and maybe try insult specific people.

The Portmanteau generator is here and also generates pretty rude words. The Portmanteau generator can help you come up with expletives. As with the insult generator, you could try adding ?help.