Trump Titanic

If Donald Trump had captained the Titanic.
There is no iceberg.
We won't hit the iceberg.
I knew it was an iceberg before anyone else knew.
No one knows icebergs better than I do.
The penguins bought the icebergs here.
No one could have predicted the iceberg.
We cannot allow the iceberg to stop our ship.
the crew is spreading fake news about icebergs.
Some of you have to drown.
I am the best captain, ask anyone.