Terrible Puns

These are Tearable Puns.
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway
Time flies like an arrow. Fruits flies like a banana
a backwards poet writes inverse
in democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
When a clock is hungry, it goes back for seconds
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key