Measuring like a Brit: A Flowchart Guide

How to measure like a Brit
What are you measuring?
Speed
Distance
Temperature
Mass
Are you weighing people?
degrees centigrade
metres, feet, inches
stones, pounds
kilos, grams, tonnes, tons
Volume
Is it beer?
pints
Is it milk?
Cow milk?
No, vegan milk
pints
litres
kilometres
miles