I Want to Be Like Mommy!

When I grow up...
I want to to be like mommy!

Dear Mrs Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting who would get it.
Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last show shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.