Hotel Bars

EVERY HOTEL BAR EVER
1 You, just trying to have an ultra-sad meal alone
2 Middle aged couple doing insane Tuesday PDA
3 Attractive person you’d send a drink to if you had a completely different personality
4 Local drunk telling a high school football story he’s obviously told 300 times before
5 Bartender who is dead inside
6 Out of town businessmen looking to do sexual harassment
7 Overdressed young people who someone convinced this bar would be cool
8 Guy waiting for date who will never show up