Poisonous vs Venomous: A Confusing Debate

If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous
If it bites you and you die; it's venomous

What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you're poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It's voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That's correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that's kinky
oh my god