Biting Logic

If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous.
If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you're poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It's voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That's correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that's kinky