Muffel

One of my favourite German words is Muffel (a grumpy person). It's used in compound words such as Morgenmuffel ('person that hates mornings') and Krawattenmuffel ('person that hates wearing ties,' or 'tie grouch'). I suggest English adopts Muffel to make the following compounds...

5. Person that hates quiet laughter = chucklemuffel
4. Person that hates slow walking = shufflemuffel
3. Person that hates fancy chocolates = trufflemuffel
2. Person that hates the coats worn by Paddington Bear = dufflemuffel
1. Person that hates commotions = kerfufflemuffel