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Missing Wife

Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.  
Inspector : What is her height?  
Husband : I never checked.  
Inspector : Slim or healthy?  
Husband : Not slim, can be healthy.  
Inspector : Colour of eyes?  
Husband : Never noticed.  
Inspector : Colour of hair?  
Husband : Changes according to season.  
Inspector : What was she wearing?  
Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.  
Inspector : Was she driving?  
Husband : yes.  
Inspector : colour of the car?....  
Husband : black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door...................and then the husband started crying.  
Inspector : Don't worry sir,.....we will find your car.

Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Husband : I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or healthy?
Husband : Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector : Colour of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Inspector : Colour of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector : Was she driving?
Husband : yes.
Inspector : colour of the car?....
Husband : black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door...................and then the husband started crying.
Inspector : Don't worry sir,.....we will find your car.


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